"Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who earned her stripes."
Love new friends.
I like cute messages.
You can win my heart with books and pizza.
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
mansions are so cool i want 14
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years
I WAITED FOR SO FUCKING LONG FOR THIS TO LOAD AND ITS BEEN TEN MINUTES AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE IM SO ANGRY
If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous
why arent oven mitts called glovens
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow