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I give myself good advice, but I very seldom follow it. - Alice, Alice in Wonderland

Jordan.
23.
Illinois.
Pansexual.
Fat.
Nerd.
Country girl.
Love new friends.
Cute messages.
You can win my heart with books and pizza.
Message me!

offroaderize:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

titancia:

moosekingofhell:

geromney:

did anyone else think it was really weird and uncomfortable that kristoff had conversations with himself by impersonating his reindeer

Isn’t that what pets are for?

People who think this is weird probably don’t have pets.

^ Amen

True. When me and my dog talks that’s when i find the answers I’m looking for

I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
class: *laughs*
Him: No, really, I am.
Class: *laughs again*
Him: Why is that funny?
Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
Him: Well why not?
Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
Class: *laughs*
Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
Asshole: Because that's how it is.
Him: Why?
Asshole: That's their job.
Him: Why?
Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
Class: *silence*
Him: Now.. Louis XVI

gnarly:

Do you ever just start randomly laughing out loud in class or in a public place because you start remembering all the stupid shit you and your friends do

vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

green-satan:

trying to leave tumblr

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